UNTIL HE BRINGS ME HOME

You guide me with your counsel, and afterward you will receive me to glory. Whom have I in heaven but you? And there is nothing on earth that I desire besides you. My flesh and my heart may fail, but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever. Psalm 73:24-26

good Christian humor?

Worldly jokes (e.g. “that’s what she said” jokes) are taboo. “Biblical jokes” (e.g. “plank in your eye!”) are sinfully irreverent towards the Word of God. We must, therefore, resort to this:
My roommate, Francis, came back to the room earlier today with a rather badly done haircut. Distressed, he went to the restroom to fix it with a pair of scissors. This is us on gchat later.
me: how’s your hair
what a hairy situation, man
Francis: not too shabby
me: you might as well have let a hare cut it for you
Francis: STOP IT
me: it must be very harrowing for you
Francis: I CANT HAIR YOU
LALALALALA
me: i hope you’re reading your bible
it’ll keep you from being a heretic
you know
i hate to be the herald of bad news
but your hair looks like it was cut by a harrowed hare
hey
we should go fish for herring soemtime
sometime*
Francis: GET OUTTA HAIR
me: i’ve heard/hair’d that kind of fish tastes good fried
Francis: these puns are
HAIRRENDOUS
me: IT TOOK YOU 3 MINUTES TO COME UP WITH THAT
…we have a lot of work to do.

  1. omgitzj0n0 said: you guys are such hairbrains -___-
  2. changwinston posted this